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GTA V Heists + Survivors

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

Busted. I am slavic and its at the top of my mouth. So yeah, no. This information is false.

Source or GTFO.

thatssorayvin:

Holy crap guys, this is a super adorable video! Gavin and Meg are crazy cute in it, and there’s tons of cameos from other RT people.

collegehumor:

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I’m Adam.

-And I’m Emily.

We make “funny videos” on the Internet.

-But soon, we might not be able to.

That’s because…

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…net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can’t discriminate between different types of…

Big Love season whatever the next season is!

transyuzuki:

hello tumblr users, trash speaking! in august, i start work/school again, and by december i’ll have a TON of cash. and i recently changed my url so.
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okay so you can win everything up there, but here’s a list anyways.

  • either a new special edition animal crossing 3ds or a new 2ds
  • Animal crossing: wild world, city folk, and new leaf!!
  • Pokemon X+Y, Black/White, and Black/White 2
  • Any three goodsmile nendoroids of your choice!!
  • three hoodies or jackets, of any kind. (total under $130/ 95 euros)
  • three wigs from any website. can come in any color or style!!
  • four albums of your choice!! (google play, itunes, or in case/record)
  • Two games, for any platform!(xbox,xbox 360, playstation 2-4)
  • 3 plushes! (Turret, Sylveon, and Bocconcino)

If you don’t want any specific item, it can be exchanged for another item similar!!

rules are

  • gender/race/sex/religious stance does not matter
  • i’ll ship anywhere
  • you MUST be following me
  • likes/reblogs count
  • Ends December 5th
  • Good luck! try not to spam your followers.

mylifeisroosterteeth:

spidrhuntr:

" Villager TV

Ryan’s dreams…

"he’s in the hole to protect you"

Oh no! Someone’s pouring slightly dirty tap water into our ocean of piss!
Anonymous on Tumblr raiding 4chan (via shrexything)

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